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kintsukuroi-silver:

the-nakedniall:

spoonwalking:

creepypiper:

hell yeah

Sounds good.

Im not plugging my charger into a woman

The last comment actually just killed me. 
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yadell:

mano-bey:

I AM THE DANGER!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIA
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quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillinthis is me every time i go to the doctor. she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
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h0odrich:

b y e
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twizzlerheathen:

tolzmannia:

clitorisky:

sarcasm-a-blog:

avengersonna:

hellobejules:

avengersonna:

avengersonna:

Just imagine the American version of doctor who

But dude

but what would the TARDIS be? I’ve never seen a phone box in America.

Porta potty

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Found it

Doctor Loo in the Turdis.

This is America what is a loo

Try inferring from the context clues given to you.

(via autumnwinterly)

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sonia-nevermind:

sylveonsaccharide:

sonia-nevermind:

sonia-nevermind:

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

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ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

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What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

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fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

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magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

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